I ain't even gonna comment on what the hell happened last week, a'ight? Screw it, screw these damn curses and screw giant sea monsters that wanna kill us. [ Kanji manages to sound deadpan and loud at the same time. Bravo! But the tough voice falters at the end of his next sentence. ]

Before anythin' else comes and busts this place...[ Kanji ( Read more... )

[ The feed begins with a long sigh. ]

Guess we all got screwed over by that giant octopus thing, huh? [ Kanji cracks his neck and clicks his tongue and teeth together. ] It's always the really gross ones that are damn hard to beat down. . .[ Briefly, he remembers a giant floating eyeball covered in fog before he shakes his head away from the ( Read more... )

[ Kanji fixes his SFC to start recording, though he's doing a very sloppy job of that. Currently, he's hauling big rolls of cloth, textiles, boxes and sewing kits into his room. He stares at them for a good long while before he finally addresses the network. ]

So...

[ Pause.Puppets. You -- you guys like puppets, right? I mean, puppets like this ( Read more... )